i’ll never delete my tumblr so when my kids are like “ugh MOM u don’t understand”, i’ll show them my tumblr so they can realize i was once young & laughed at dick jokes
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my eldest sister had a boyfriend when she was in fifth grade, but we moved away so they obviously couldn’t see each other. well, when she was in college her friend introduced her to some guy and it was her old boyfriend from fifth grade. after two days of catching up she told him she wanted to marry him. they’ve been married for ten years and have two kids together.
WHAT
dude sell that shit to disney
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URGENT!
WESTBORO BAPTIST IS ACTIVE IN NORMAN TODAY, AND THEY ARE BY NO MEANS WELCOME. THEY ARE PLANNING TO PROTEST THE FUNERALS OF CHILDREN KILLED IN THE RECENT TORNADO. SHOW THEM WHAT AN ANGRY OKIE IS LIKE, Y’ALL!
REBLOG REBLOG REBLOG!
they can go fuck themselves
followers reblog this like hell okay
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CORGI HUSKY CORGI HUSKY CORGI HUSKY CORGI HUSKY
I gotta admit that I have to reblog this adorable beast every time I see it.
HIS TAIL HE’S SO EXCITED
LOOK HOW BIG HE IS COMPARED TO FULL CORG
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he even has the bow tie
HIS FIRST NAME IS WILLIAM, MY WHOLE LIFE IS A LIE
Fun Fact: Bill is short for William
Holy smokes.
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best marketing
A+
10/10
would recommend
WHEREDOTHEYSELLTHOSE?! I need them so bad. This is absolutely perfect.
They sell them at Target
This is a fantastic idea.
Raging pharmacology boner.
Bonus points for being single chemical pills.
you should check out their website! http://www.helpineedhelp.com
If you think that packaging is brill, wait until you see the site.
This company is a marketer’s wet dream.
That website is fantastic. Seriously, click on it and check out the whole site. Best waste of time EVER.
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Workout buddies come in all sizes.
he looks a little worried
“fuc- it’s getting faster-runrunrunrunrunshitshitshitshitshit”
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when you say a word too much and it stops sounding like a word
bowl is the worst
i wonder how many of us just sat here saying “bowl” until it sounded weird
all of us.
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today my sister asked me for a glass of cold water and i sarcastically asked her “how cold” and she said “as frigid as your love life”
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i don’t know how to talk to you guys so i don’t
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The smallest cloud ever recorded was only about 4 inches long. Spotted hanging so low in the sky it could be collected in a jar, the cloud didn’t dissipate for almost 3 years due to its density and a steady diet of cloudmeal.
that’s a ball of lint
That’s what clouds are. God’s lint.
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Every time I think of the black market, I actually imagine a market, with little stalls selling illegal things like nuclear weapons and organs.
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tumblr has given me the worst sense of humor ever i’m gonna be so screwed for school like if some student catches on fire i’ll probably burst into laughter
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Virtual supermarkets are popping up in subway stations in South Korea, where commuters can virtually shop for items while waiting for the train to come. Customers simply scan an item’s QR code using the free “Homeplus” app and can have it delivered to their doorstep before they even get home. Ranked as the 2nd most hard-working country in the world to Japan, South Korea is rewarding its workers with this timesaving gem.
Wow! I kinda love this idea.
literally the future
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